Smoking

Setting: On the way to school this morning Keelee and Abbey were discussing their grandparents.
Keelee: "I have lots of Grandma's but only one of them smokes. That's Grandma Coo's Papa."
Mom: "That's Papa Oz, Keelee."
Keelee: "Oh, yeah. He's smokes a lot - everyday."

Isn't it great that all of your grandchildren know you as "the smoker?"